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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:23

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Loons and Moons
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Nutritionists Rank The Best (And Worst) Packaged Deli Meats For Your Health - HuffPost
No, not a chance
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
How did you get to be a leftist?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Senate expected to pass crypto bill without addressing Trump’s investments - AP News
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Saturday Pocono Raceway Notebook - Jayski's NASCAR Silly Season Site
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No go.
Nuts and Butts
Yankees Planning To Place Luke Weaver On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
The Cause of Alzheimer's Might Be Coming From Within Your Mouth - ScienceAlert
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried