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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Adopting a healthy diet may have cardiometabolic benefits regardless of weight loss - Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Loons and Moons

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Nutritionists Rank The Best (And Worst) Packaged Deli Meats For Your Health - HuffPost

No, not a chance

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do US Army soldiers wear baseball caps instead of berets like soldiers in other branches of the military?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How did you get to be a leftist?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Senate expected to pass crypto bill without addressing Trump’s investments - AP News

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Saturday Pocono Raceway Notebook - Jayski's NASCAR Silly Season Site

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Yankees Planning To Place Luke Weaver On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

The Cause of Alzheimer's Might Be Coming From Within Your Mouth - ScienceAlert

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

With the 34 indictments being proved to be fake by admission on CNN, what do Democrats have now? You can’t keep yelling he’s a felon. What other lies do you have?